Why do we swear? Now that a scientific survey has proved that swearing helps reducing pain, we have yet another answer to it. For a brief history of the question, refer to The Autobiography of Renee Discarteous - OK I'll tell you - this was the question he failed finding answer to in his annual exam and then passed that exam only because he had answered the other question too well - Why I am? The golden answer was, "I swear, therefore you bugger!"
I'd count this survey much high in terms of the total intellect and utility they have tried to derive out of it. It however loses out to another survey conducted 2 years ago by university of East Anglia (Why do we keep hearing the name of many such places for the first time in such f**king surveys only?) here! It says that swearing in the office is a blessing not a curse and while any darned boner would watch this agape, let me assure you that he's talking of production and overall results only. If only somebody would have forwarded this survey to my friend's boss, he'd still be visiting my home with some bl**dy good champagne every month rather than rushing to me for his monthly bills. He had simply reacted to his boss' latest dictum on the notice-board and in public space (with an eye firmly on office production levels) had somewhat belligerently said, "What kind of faggot would do that?" I myself wish to repeat this line so many times whenever I listen to - somebody swear?no you dumbhead, such surveys!
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